A wittily informative field guide to the deadliest animals on Earth from "AnimalTok" star @mndiaye_97 Ever wonder how to tell if a moose is about to subtract you? Curious why you should be terrified of cassowaries, the velociraptor that time forgot? Questioning whether that cute baby hippo is actually a homicidal maniac in the making? Yea, so was Mamadou Ndiaye . . . and now he's got your answers. 100 Animals That Can F*cking End You is the ultimate countdown to merk by animal, featuring everything from tiny bugs that can turn you into a hashtag to animals so massive they can murder you by accident. These include: The massive Southern elephant seal, which "is built like a truck with the personality of a Spring Break frat boy", Sperm whales with a call so strong it can vibrate you to death, A golf-ball-sized octopus that can erase twenty-six people with one bite, Hyenas, which have no qualms eating their prey while it is still alive, A snake so quick it can strike you three times before you blink You'll learn not only which animals to avoid, but which ones can beat you in a footrace, which ones create surprisingly high body counts and which ones will give you a good reason never to venture into the ocean.
